Rockies Hire New GM

Rockies Hire Carsen Thor as Latest GM
Wednesday, October 20th, 2021
Feeling the heat to settle on a new GM, the Colorado Rockies tapped Carsen Thor as the new head man.

“We’ve taken our time in finding what we hope is an excellent, far-seeing general manager. I don’t think you’ll have to worry about Thor suffering from myopia. He presented a clear, concise, and realistic assessment of our club in every interview we held, and just seemed to grasp what we’re looking for,” noted an official close to negotiations.

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