[The scene continues with Charlie, Dennis, Dee, Mac, and now Frank Reynolds joining the press conference.]
David Montgomery Jr.: [Slightly flustered] Um, thank you all for being here today. I’d like to introduce Andrew Seitz, our new General Manager.
[Enter Andrew Seitz, who walks up to the podium and shakes hands with David Montgomery Jr.]
Andrew Seitz: Thank you, Mr. Montgomery. I’m thrilled to be here in Philadelphia and excited to join the Phillies organization.
Charlie: [Excitedly] Hey, Andrew! Charlie Kelly here from Paddy’s Pub. I gotta say, I love your enthusiasm. Can you tell us how you plan to turn this team into a winner?
Andrew Seitz: Absolutely, Charlie. It’s all about building a winning culture, making smart trades, and developing our young talent. I’m here to bring a championship back to Philly!
Dennis: [With a smug grin] Andrew, Dennis Reynolds, the Golden God, here. How do you plan to handle the pressure of being the GM of a storied franchise like the Phillies?
Andrew Seitz: Well, Dennis, I thrive under pressure. I’ve got a fantastic team of scouts and analysts, and we’re ready to make strategic moves that will lead us to victory.
Dee: [Interrupting] Dee Reynolds, and I’ve got to know, Andrew, do you have any plans to improve the team’s fashion sense? Those uniforms are so last century.
Andrew Seitz: [Chuckling] Dee, I appreciate your concern for fashion. While we won’t be changing our classic Phillies look, I’m open to exploring some stylish options for our players off the field.
Mac: [Suddenly appearing] And this is Ronald “Mac” McDonald! I’m a huge fan of Chase Utley. Can I catch the first pitch from him before Game 1?
David Montgomery Jr.: [Pauses] Well, Mac, we usually have a professional catcher for that, but I suppose if Chase Utley agrees, we can make an exception.
Mac: [Excitedly] That’s amazing! I’ll bring my mitt!
Frank Reynolds: [Stepping forward, cigar in hand] Frank Reynolds, here! What’s the plan for the playoffs, Andrew? You think this team’s got a shot at a World Series?
Andrew Seitz: Frank, our goal is to win it all. We’ve got a great roster, and we’re going to give it our all in the playoffs. I believe in our chances.
Dennis: [Raising an eyebrow] Speaking of the playoffs, Andrew, can you tell us about the pitching matchups for the upcoming series against the Dodgers?
Andrew Seitz: Of course, Dennis. As of now, we’re looking at Parker Markel, Pedro Magana, and Broderick Wilson as our starters for Games 1 to 3.
Charlie: [Excitedly] That’s fantastic, Andrew! I can’t wait to see what this team can do in the playoffs. Go, Phillies!
[The press conference ends with a mix of enthusiasm and anticipation as the gang from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” expresses their support for the Phillies.]